Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Mark Pritchard Helps Teeth

Mark is great, today he's sought an apology from the government for a woman who had to wait over a year with toothache because she couldn't get on an NHS dentists list.

According to tonight's Shropshire Star, the toothache lady mumbled "hmmmmmm ngnggghh mmmmnmm Mark Pritchard mmmmmmm Tories aghghhhhhhhhh power hmmmmmpphhhh government should watch out."

Deputy Prime Minister, in a rare show of humanity, put down his pie and said that the last tory government was to blame by closing down dentist training centres and bringing in more private dentists.

Meanwhile toothache lady has gone to tie some sting to a door handle.

UPDATE: Here is the official wordage from


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